I Saw Something!

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Summary
Also, if you were going to try and trick a guard, why wouldn't you have a planned lie? Saying "I saw something" is going to get a "what did you see?" response almost every time. Much better to just shout, "there's a Nevada-loving three-headed goat one block over eating people in uniform!" Possibly a good way to get out of a math quiz, too.