Father, Are You Eating Me? (Day 4410 - 12/21/21)

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Stephen begins to tell us a story of an event that happened yesterday after he ended the vlog. While he told this story earlier on Breakfast Stream, Stephen says that it's funny enough to have it's own dedicated vlog.

Coming back from his walk last night, Stephen made some hot chocolate in order to warm up. Stephen makes a point to say that he's never spilled a drink on his desk ever. Stephen was upstairs with his mug, and seconds after he sets it down on his desk, Kepler followed him up the stairs and began to meow so that Stephen would pick him up. As Stephen picks up Kepler, Kepler's tail hit the mug that Stephen had just placed on his desk, splattering the hot chocolate all over the desk. After seeing that hot chocolate was everywhere, Stephen noticed that Kepler's tail was covered in some hot chocolate as well. Stephen, in his infinite wisdom, decided that the best course of action in his moment of panic was to put Kepler's tail in his mouth in order to prevent Kepler from licking the hot chocolate off his tail. During this time, Kepler turned around, also in a panic, stared wide-eyed at Stephen and wondered why he was eating him. Stephen then used his free hand in order to hold Kepler to prevent him from running away. After cleaning Kepler's tail with his mouth, Stephen set Kepler down, grabbed some tissues nearby and cleaned up Kepler as well as the desk. Stephen then brought Kepler over to the sink in order to fully clean his tail. He notes that he got a lot of cat hair in his mouth.

Shortly after, Stephen went downstairs to tell Mallory what happened. As he tells her the story, Mal laughed so hard that she was unable to breathe. As Stephen was about to end the story, Mallory was laughing so hard that she ended up having to use the bathroom before Stephen was able to finish.

Stephen was also reminded of a story with Sagan where he tried to replicate a circus stunt with him. Stephen tried to have Sagan walk him while doing a roll. Sagan lost his footing and as a result, Stephen ended up with his mouth on Sagan's butt.