Haircut 2 Song Lyrics

This exactly when you think it is: the lyrics of the song Stephen sang in the vlog "Haircut 2":

"Don't know if you expected it

But I am back for just a bit

With every trim I get you see

Another haircut song from me

Here we go, now I've been let loose

All the other emcees asking for a truce

Cause mic in hand

I'm dangerous, man

If you can't keep up then

don't feed me an excuse

I go hard

And this ain't no game

My lyrics are the clippers

that will put you all to shame

You can say your prayers, but

I just got my haircut

Can't take me on

once my hair's been tamed

Lyrically speaking

My skills are now peaking

While you're instead seeking

that terrible reeking

That smell I am betting

is probably you sweating

You're drenched and it seems

so very upsetting

Your BO is bad

so you're feeling sad

Did you expect this from

dear ol' grandad?

The truth isn't fair

but let's stop it there

Cause ego is dumb

and I wanna get back to

hair

Still have quite a bit

but I traded out some with air

And sometimes during the cut

I get a scare

Cause what should be cut

is hair not ears

But the worry has still

been there for years

Though when I'm done

I always have my pair

Let's take a second

to chat real fast

Give answers to questions

you didn't ask

For my haircuts you know

I'd choose no other

Every time:

I GO TO MOTHER!

And try to suppress

what may be distress

Cause what you obsess

is likely a guess

Just simply assess

my hair's not a mess

For now I'll digress --- here's

why she's the best

Part of the industry

for nearly 2 score

That's forty years --- heard

of Lincoln before?

If not then head

down to the confessional

Just wanted to say

she's hella professional

When I was born

my hair was blonde

But as I grew

I went beyond

Hit six foot six

and my hair did tricks

Went straight to brown

with no magic wand

And when I was young

my hair was straight

For quite a while

I rocked that trait

Then I turned thirteen

and I lost that gene

So it's been real wavy

since about about grade eight

Rumor to dispel:

I don't use hairgel

No product up there,

feels gross in my hair

But back in ninth grade

each day my hair stayed

supported by goo,

that "got 2 b" glue

But now? Honestly I think using

it for a few years caused my hair

to sort of stay in that position

It's really bizarre.

Maybe it was nature, who knows.

Anyway, uh. . . explosion!"