Michael

Not to be confused with Hinkle, whose real name is Michael.

Michael is a friend of Stephen's who first appeared on the Vlog on Day 889. He occasionally attends Lunch Bunch, where he often looks dead inside by wearing sunglasses indoors while having a pensive expression on his face. Stephen and Mallory met Michael when he was working at a Player's Choice stall in a North Myrtle Beach flea market according to the 2021 Q&A.