Tiny Eddie



Tiny Eddie is a meme character that first appeared on Breakfast Stream on August 26th, 2021 in place of Stephen, who was apparently too busy playing Pokémon Unite to attend the stream, according to Mallory. Tiny Eddie owns a factory called the Tiny Eddie Snack Cake Emporium in Montana where his team of employees, who are all named Rebecca, make various snacks with ingredients ranging from normal to very dubious. Tiny Eddie is only the face of the company, while the Rebeccas do all the work. Tiny Eddie is actually 150 years old, but he was forever trapped in an 8 year old's body by a dark wizard and can never get taller than 4 feet 10 inches.

Tiny Eddie left the stream early and rode back to Montana on Peggy to deal with a revolt started by all the Rebeccas.

The idea for Tiny Eddie came about when Stephen and Mal tried the Oatmeal Creme Pie Cereal. Stephen was reading the back of the cereal box and came up with the idea for Tiny Eddie.

Notes About Tiny Eddie

 * Tiny Eddie doesn't drink coffee that often.
 * Tiny Eddie doesn't like to talk about wizards because a dark wizard cursed him to be trapped forever in an 8 year old's body.
 * Tiny Eddie became the face of Tiny Eddie Snack Cake Emporium when his was still a little boy.
 * Tiny Eddie only gets to eat snack cakes.
 * The Tiny Eddie Snack Cake Emporium has been around for 130 years and has over 10,000 products.
 * There is an entire division at the Tiny Eddie Snack Cake Emporium of people just hitting cheese with hammers.
 * After a lawsuit from the Rebeccas, Tiny Eddie gave them all got a raise.
 * Tiny Eddie's uncle used to say "Life comes at ya fast!" while running away from the police.

Notes About Tiny Eddie's Products

 * There is a secret ingredient from Papa Eddie in Tiny Eddie's Lazy Sticks that makes kids less lazy when eaten.
 * Tiny Eddie's Ancient Milk Squares contains milk that is aged for at least 10 years.
 * Tiny Eddie's Brawny Crow Cakes are partially made up of crows and Brawny paper towels.
 * Tiny Eddie's Dark Green Cotton Squares contain actual cotton, but Tiny Eddie has made a note to change it to green cotton candy.
 * Tiny Eddie's Elderly Potato Bars are delivered to every nursing home in America free of charge.
 * Tiny Eddie released a whole rainbow line of beer rolls, but he recommends not eating the Green Beer Rolls.
 * Tiny Eddie's Hamburger and Brownie Cupcakes are made using leftover hamburgers from Rebecca's lunch.
 * Tiny Eddie's Iceberg Hamburger Cakes (or Iceburger Cakes) don't include iceberg lettuce, but they do contain pieces of the original iceberg that sunk the Titanic.
 * Tiny Eddie's Maple Adventurous Pies contain 1 part maple and 1 part adventure, so every single pie is different.
 * Tiny Eddie's Rainforest Manatee Creme Squares are made by taking a manatee to a rainforest and collecting its droplets after having it roll around.
 * Tiny Eddie's River Sloth Sticks were secretly released by (probably) Rebecca without Tiny Eddie knowing and were discontinued due to the testers not liking the fact that it contains actual sloths.
 * Tiny Eddie's Small Anteater Creme Donuts don't contain anteaters, but they do contain ants. It just makes the consumer become an ant eater after they eat it.
 * Some of Tiny Eddie's Vanilla Fancy Rolls were made in an airport terminal.

Links

 * ☀️ Breakfast Stream | August 26, 2021 - "Tiny Eddie"